Saturday, November 21, 2015

Book Review: Uncommon Bodies

The new short story collection from Fighting Monkey Press - publishers of Sin Eater by Pavarti k. Tyler and Jessica West - professes to "explore the lives of the odd, the unbelievable, and the impossible." It manages to do so with aplomb, collecting a stellar menagerie of tales to thrill, horrify and titillate in equal measure.

Standouts for me include "From the Inside," a surreal tale of obsession in a rain drenched Europe by Daniel Arthur Smith,  Christopher Godsoe's cyber-noir/sci-fi procedural story "The Zealot," and "Scars: First Session," a character piece by Jordanne Fuller. (Weirdly, two of the three feature tattoos.) I also enjoyed "We is We" by Michael Harris Cohen, "In Her Image" by Vasil Tuchkov, "Undead Cyborg Girl" by Kim Wells, "Don't Touch Me" by Bey Deckard, "Ruby" by Bob Williams and "Daedelus' Daughter" by P.K. Tyler. I liked the vast majority of the stories, actually, and am just picking out the ones that I'm still thinking about now that I've finished reading them all. You may find any of the other eleven stories and three poems more to your liking.

A small point of concern is that the net is cast perhaps a little too wide. There's cyberpunk, horror, magical realism, even Victoria Era erotica (there are two sexually explicit stories in the collection, so be aware). Going from one genre extreme to another sometimes engendered intellectual whiplash as I adjusted expectations. There are also a couple of stories that - to my mind - just weren't up to the same level as the rest. However, the vast majority of them are well-written and, more importantly, enjoyably so.

So, slip off the prosthetics, moisturize the tentacles and tweak the cybernetic eyes so you're seeing the visible spectrum. Uncommon Bodies is - forgive me - an uncommon collection of stories that will challenge your perceptions and entertain you while doing so. 

Uncommon Bodies will be available in print and digital format starting November 24, 2015. I'll add links once it's available.

(NOTE - I was given a preview copy of this collection to review ahead of publication.)

Sunday, November 1, 2015

31 Days, 31 Horror Movies: Alien

We had 90 trick-or-treaters last night - a new record for us! It's been five years since we moved out of an apartment and into a house and we still love having kids show up in costume. They came in waves this year and I once looked out the window to see a mass of 25 kids and their parents walking across the lawn while Night of the Living Dead was playing on the TV. I turned to my wife and said "They're coming to get you, Barbara!" She ignored me, which is the only reasonable course of action.

We didn't watch House of Wax this year, which was a first. It's been our tradition for at least a decade or more, but neither of us was into it. Instead we ran a bunch of Universal Monster movies and, as already mentioned, the original Night of the Living Dead. It was well past 8 before the hordes dissipated and we could finally sit down to the final film for 31 Days.

I'd brought up the idea of watching Scream as a sort of bookend to the start of this month (where I watched a Wes Craven film and then a Christopher Lee film), but my wife wasn't really interested. I try and make sure we watch something we can both enjoy, so I brought out a variety to choose from and her choice was:


My history with Alien doesn't actually start with the film itself, but rather with the novelization by Alan Dean Foster. When I was a kid I was in the Boy Scouts and once a year we went on something called a 'Jamboree.' In general these were wretched affairs memorable only for the number of days it rained and how horrific the latrine was. It rained so often when we went that even today if it's a miserable, cold and rainy day I'll say to my wife, "somewhere there are Boy Scouts camping in this."

Actual picture of Boy Scouts camping.

Anyway, this one particular Jamboree was more of a week-long event at a lodge or camping resort somewhere in the wilds of Maine. Miraculously it didn't rain the entire time and even when it did our tents were on elevated platforms instead of the usual water-filled depressions at the bottom of a hill. I learned out to fletch an arrow, I remember, and how to shoot a bow, use a compass and that a grease-covered watermelon is no prize, no matter what the Eagle Scouts say.

At night I read Alien.

I distinctly remember the opening paragraphs about seven dreamers and how they weren't professional dreamers. It was a cool science fiction story opening about cryo-sleep and the personalities of a spaceship crew. I read a lot of science fiction back then and that's what I was hoping for - a good old space opera tale like something by Asimov or Heinlein. And then I got to the final sentence in that opening chapter: "Seven dreamers in search of a nightmare."

Yes, the nightmare is in there.

It's a short book. I think I read it four or five times that week. And I laid awake at night a lot of times after I put it away, wondering what it would be like to be stuck on the Nostromo, trying to get away from the alien creature - running through maze-like corridors in the dark, in the cold, in space - knowing there WAS no escape. It was a haunted house with no way out, because the outside would kill you just as surely as what was inside.

Jason! Jason is outside the spaceship! No?

I loved it, of course.

I wasn't able to see the film itself until many years later. I wasn't disappointed, though the movie was very different than the one I had directed in my head. In the time since the film has stealthily infiltrated my memories and replace those characters and those moments that I imagined with the images that Ridley Scott created. Except that one line. Dreamers in search of a nightmare. That's still the first thing I think of when I think of Alien.

The Medium
I've owned Alien several times over the years. For last night's viewing we watched the recent blu-ray release that contains the Theatrical version and the 2003 Director's Cut. We ended up watching the Director's Cut, mostly on a whim (I kind of wanted to watch the original, but the siren song of additional footage is strong). The blu-ray is gorgeous and my wife exclaimed many times about how it looks - despite some very out-of-date tech - like a film that could have come out this year.

The Movie
There's just not much new I can say about Alien. It's been analyzed, studied, reviewed and re-reviewed by hundreds if not thousands of people with way more qualifications for doing so than I posses. Of course that's never stopped me before... but I won't go over the plot. You've seen it - and if you haven't, go out and find a copy and watch it right now!

The thing that always gets me about Alien right away is the same thing that got me about the novelization. It should be a straight-up sci-fi story - commercial space vehicle Nostromo towing a refinery ship through the back lanes of space - but it's just so damn creepy! The way the entire ship is full of shadows, the way the camera creeps through empty corridors and rooms. It's like the ship is abandoned - or haunted. This even extends to the awakening of the crew, which - despite the suddenly bright lighting - is also a little like vampires rising from their coffins.

They were going to put some nice bright lighting in - but budget cuts, you know.

Vampires in desperate need of coffee.

Whenever you watch a film multiple times it's inevitable that you find yourself focusing on different aspects. This time around Moe and I were both struck by how realistic and natural the characters and their dialogue are. Dan O'bannon's script has something to do with this, of course, but you can't script things like Dallas' reaction to Kane noting that the signal location is within "walking distance." Or Lambert's exasperated response to Ripley's "that's not our system." They all seem like real people, which, of course, helps ground a story that's essentially "find space monster, run from space monster."

Real people... well, mostly.

I was worried - having seen Prometheus - that my reaction to the alien ship would be changed somehow, that it would be substantially less eerie and mysterious. No worries - Prometheus didn't inform my viewing this time around at all. (That may be because I haven't re-watched Prometheus since it came out and the details are blurry.) The ship is still enigmatic and dangerous looking. I always wondered - what kind of mind would create the aesthetics that inform its shape? What kind of reasoning makes those lines and those halls? The answer was always going to be disappointing, so I prefer to still wonder - and worry.

"Remember, if it rolls, run perpendicular."

I still think this version of the eggs and this version of the facehugger are the best, the scariest. Although I love the book and knew what was coming the first time I saw this scene I know I yelled out loud.

"These are the weirdest avocados."

As we were watching the scene in the medical bay after Kane is brought in, just before they attempt to cut it off and the acid eats through the floor, my wife opined that the entire Alien franchise really depends on people ignoring what Ripley says. Every movie she's in could have ended - if not happily, then at least with a lot less loss of life - if everyone simply did exactly what Ripley says, when she says it. I can't argue with that. Now I want a t-shirt with Sigourney Weaver's face on it and the legend "WWRD?"

WWRD? Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

The formula of the bulk of the movie - stick a group of people in an enclosed space with a monster and watch what happens as they're whittled down - has been done a billion times, of course, but rarely so well. From the chestburster scene (watch the faces of the actors when Kane's chest pops, those are real reactions, as they hadn't been told what exactly was going to happen), through Dallas in the vents to Ripley's frenzied run to try and stop the self-destruct. That's a master class in how to build tension and deliver on scares.

This is what "what the fuck just happened?" looks like.

Each time I watch this movie some scene ends up standing out - it's usually different each time, though Kane's descent into the egg field shows up often. This time around it was Ripley's confrontation with Ash. Though I never got to see the scene unspoiled, I imagine it must have been quite a freakout for those who did. For my wife that's the most terrifying sequence - the person you thought was one of you, on the same side, turns out to be just as much of a monster as what you're fighting, if not worse. And despite the lack of blood it's also one of the most violent segments of the film. (I noted for the first time that, hilariously, Ash is drinking milk in the scene when Ripley confronts him about letting Kane on board.)

And there's that milk again!

The final sequence still bugs my wife a bit "who the hell would wear those bottoms" she always says. It's true, but that sequence as a whole is just brilliant and even knowing how it ends gets me on the edge of my seat. (And off it when that hand comes out.)

My wife's right about the bottoms, though - who wears those in space?

The Bottom Line
Alien is a classic and a fantastic film, no matter how many times you see it. Consistently in my top five favorite movies of all time. Not much I can add about it - every angle has been written about by others - though now that I write that, how about analyzing Ash as a representative of the Company in the era of Citizen's United? Corporations are people, after all - or androids, as the case may be. At least you don't see the aliens screwing each other over for a percentage.

31 Days, 31 Horror Movies: The Devil Rides Out

This year's penultimate film was:

The Devil Rides Out
Every once in a while I start to feel like I've seen all the horror films. Like there's nothing new under the sun. Sure, new stuff gets released every year, but I'm talking the really good stuff - the classics and the new classics. I've seen all the vampires, the slashers, the zombies. I've seen the exploitation flicks, the psychological horror and the ghost stories. Wale, Corman, Craven, Romero, De Palma, Carpenter all sit on my shelf. I'm found-footaged out.

I start to feel - not just jaded, but melancholy, like all the good stuff has already been watched and whatever I'm watching now is the dreck. It's not rational - there's no way I've seen even a tenth of all the horror movies ever made - but the feeling is there.

And then - and THEN I realize that I've still never seen The Old Dark House. Or Basket Case. Or, in this case, The Devil Rides Out. It's like a renewal - what other awesome films haven't I seen? It Follows was fantastic, and I'm glad I saw it - what other flicks will become new classics? The moment passes and I'm once again happy to have horror films to watch.

Which is all to say that I was in a mood, and The Devil Rides Out got me out of it.

The Medium
I saw this on YouTube and I'm not sure I should have. It's not available anywhere else for streaming, however, and I didn't see a copy for sale at my local shops, so...

The Movie
The Devil Rides Out (released as The Devil's Bride in the US) is a Hammer film starring Christopher Lee and that right there generally means it's worth watching. Production quality is of a consistently high level as is the cinematography. The acting ranges from top-notch (Lee and Charles Gray) to serviceable, if a bit wooden. All the characters are from upper-crust British society, however, so perhaps it's that stiff-upper lip that makes them all so rigid.

"Is it the lip that's stiff or the enormous sticks up our..."

The film follows the efforts of Nicholas (Lee) and Rex (Leon Greene) to save their young friend Simon from the clutches of a devil-worshiping cult.

Yes - for once Lee is cast as the good guy in a Hammer picture, and his Duc de Richleau is awesome. A modern (I think this is set in the 30's) van Helsing, Nicholas affects a certain world-weary knowledge of pretty much everything. He consistently knows exactly what's happening and why it's bad before anyone else has a clue. His ever-calm nature and answer for everything makes those few moments when he loses his cool much more effective. Only Lee could make a phrase like "Good God, man!" fraught with danger and import.

He even makes smarmy condescension look awesome.

Simon and a young lady named Tanith are to be baptised into the Satanic cult within two days time. Nicholas and Rex attempt to save both of them - even interrupting a ritual wherein the Devil himself (as the goat headed Baphomet) appears! (FYI - for future knowledge or Call of Cuthulhu games - driving a car into the middle of the ceremony and chucking a cruxifix at the demon/monster seems to be the way to go.)

"Me? I thought YOU invited him."

The leader of the cult - a thinly disguised Aleister Crowley stand-in named Mocata - will do anything in his considerable power to regain control of Simon, and especially Tanith, who is a medium for his demonic powers. Gray is excellent in this role and I completely forgot he was Blofeld for at least five minutes. One scene in particular - where he visits the house in which Simon and Tanith are taking refuge only to mesmerize the lady of the house - is incredibly effective. It felt like he really was bending the woman's mind to his, forcing her to obey him simply through the power of his will. He is an excellent villain and as an actor is able to hold his own with Lee, no mean feat.

"Listen to the sound of my voice - it's just... a jump... to the left..."

Thwarted in his attempt to get Simon and Tanith by the timely entry of a little girl, Mocata lays siege to the house with an endless wave of black magic attacks. Nicolas is able to help the residents and Simon withstand the assault, even when the Angel of Death appears on a black horse. Unfortunately, Tanith loses her life - it seems the Angel cannot leave empty handed.

"Maybe the idea of hiding in the barn instead of the magic circle wasn't the best one."

And then they all realize the little girl, Peggy, is missing.

The rest of the film is a desperate race against time to prevent the girl from losing her life - and possible her soul. And the only person who can help them is the recently deceased Tanith!

"Black curtains, check. Black candles, check. Black robes... dammit!"

The Bottom Line
Well written - the adaptation of the Dennis Wheatley novel is by Richard Matheson - acted and shot, this is a fantastic Hammer-flavored Halloween treat. In general I'm not that big on Satanic films, with very few exceptions (Rosemary's Baby, for one, The Exorcist as well). I just find the idea of Satanic cults to be not that credible as a threat. I did very much enjoy The Devil Rides Out, however, and it's extremely well put together. I even found myself misty-eyed at the ending, even though it's a bit of a cheat!