I finally got up the courage to dip into my super-cheap ’20 Horror Movies’ dvd collection. I picked The Lurking Fear because, hey, Lovecraft and Jeffrey Combs! Can’t miss, right?
Wrong.
I give a certain amount of leeway to a Full Moon Entertainment movie,
but even by that standard this is pretty lackluster. The acting is
wooden, the writing hack, cinematography workmanlike, and the
production… well, some of it is okay – though the set design makes all
the interiors look like rural Romania or something.
Very loosely based on the Lovecraft short story, the film follows ex-con
John Martense as he is given a map showing the location of some money
buried with a corpse. The graveyard is in his home town, which just so
happens to be dealing with some sort of assault from underground
creatures. Add a trio of criminals also looking for the money and watch
things go haywire.
The producers have tried to leaven the cast with some decent character
actors, but they only serve as a contrast to how crappy the rest of the
actors are. Like finding a chocolate bar in a bowl of crap, it somehow
makes it worse.
And while the interiors seem rustic Eastern European, the exteriors are
all southern US desert, which makes the whole “the monsters only come
out when there’s a storm” aspect seem particularly stupid. It rains a
LOT in this desert, though.
Combs does the best he can with the thankless job of alcoholic town
doctor, the late Vincent Schiavelli chews the scenery as a bent
undertaker and… is that Ashley Laurence? Wasn’t she in Hellraiser? Wasn’t she MUCH BETTER in Hellraiser?
In this she plays a sort of paramilitary badass, but is completely
unbelievable. I kinda wanted the woman playing one of the criminals to
kick her ass – she at least had a little personality.
The monster design was pretty good, if a bit static – just the jaws move
on the face. Unfortunately, you only see one of them for most of the
movie. It was hard to believe it could threaten a whole town and I
started to think they just didn’t have the budget for more monsters
(spent it all on gasoline for the explosions). Then they show us a whole
nest of the things about 5 minutes from the end. Why they couldn’t have
used a few more of them for the attacks, I don’t know.
Anyway, it’s was pretty terrible, even by Full Moon standards. And not
‘bad, but in a good way.’ It’s just… blah. Subpar, with little of
interest and a lot of missed opportunities.
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